Yankovic Weird Al - The Alternative Polka

(polka medley of various songs by various artists)
[`Loser` by Beck]
Soy un perdedor
I`m a loser, baby
So why don`t you kill me?
(Everybody!)
So un perdedor
I`m a loser, baby
So why don`t you kill me?
Hey!
[`Sex Type Thing` by Stone Temple Pilots]
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I`m gonna get close to you
You wouldn`t want me have to hurt you too
Hurt you too
I know you want what`s on my mind
I know you like what`s on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know ya know ya know
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
[`All I Wanna Do` by Sheryl Crow]
`Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin` I`m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin` I`m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
[`Closer` by Nine Inch Nails]
(Help me) I broke apart my insides
(Help me) I`ve got no soul to sell
(Help me) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna <sproing> you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna <sproing> you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
[`Bang And Blame` by R.E.M.]
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang
Blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang
It`s not my thing, so let it go
[`You Oughta Know` by Alanis Morissette]
Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn`t able to make it enough for you to be open wide
(No!)
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you`d hold me
`Til you died
`Til you died
But you`re still alive
And I`m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It`s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Yo-o-o-o-o-ou oughta know
Hey!
[`Bullet With Butterfly Wings` by Smashing Pumpkins]
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
[`My Friends` by Red Hot Chili Peppers]
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don`t know yourself
[`I`ll Stick Around` by Foo Fighters]
I don`t owe you anything
I don`t owe you anything
I don`t owe you anything
I don`t owe you anything
[`Black Hole Sun` by Soundgarden]
Black hole sun, won`t you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun, won`t you come
Won`t you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won`t you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won`t you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
[`Basket Case` by Green Day]
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I`m cracking up
And am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
[`Ear Booker Polka` by Al Yankovic]
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!