Ugly Duckling - Einstein's Takin Off

ANDYCAT: When young 
DIZZY: Einstein 
ANDYCAT: Was a kid 
DIZZY: With a bid 
ANDYCAT: He had some 1200`s inside his crib 
DIZZY: And an MPC, under his sheets 
ANDYCAT: To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats 
DIZZY: While other kids played games like Chinese checkers 
ANDYCAT: Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used 
DIZZY: He makes hits with the flick of a wrist 
ANDYCAT: Einstein`s taking off 
DIZZY: Let me put it like this 
There`s not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch 
Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix 
He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips 
And flips it back and forth, no transform switch 
ANDYCAT: And the needle never skips? 
DIZZY: Well it did one time, 
When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind 
EINSTEIN: So please give me some room when I`m going for mine 
DIZZY: Einstein`s taking off 
ANDYCAT: Take off Einstein 


(HOOK: Young Einstein on the turntables) 
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!..... 
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!.... 
Young Einstein....don`t try to play me..... 
I like to make funky beats and record `em.... 
The scratch....th-th-the scratch... 
We`ll be on top....so long!... 
Young Einstein....don`t try to play me..... 
I like to make funky beats and record `em.... 
The scratch....th-th-the scratch... 
I got two great partners standing by me.... 


ANDYCAT: Take the freeway from Canada to TJ 
And I know that you won`t find another DJ 
DIZZY: Slash 
ANDYCAT: Super record digger 
DIZZY: Slash 
ANDYCAT: Drum major 
DIZZY: Slash 
ANDYCAT: Producer 
DIZZY: Slash 
ANDYCAT: Ugly Duckling making a splash 
He lifts loops from the original LP`s 
Would never think of sampling a beat break CD 
And when we come to do your show, turn off the DAT`s 
Save `em for those other acts, Einstein`s got the wax 
For the turntables, he`ll reverse it, scratch, 
Cut it in half......and reattach it 
And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration 
when (Young Einstein) is in (deep concentration) 
Yo Diz! 
DIZZY: Wassup? 
ANDYCAT: We almost didn`t tell `em 
How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan 
DIZZY: Searching for the beats only he can find 
ANDYCAT: Einstein`s taking off 
DIZZY: Take off Einstein 


(HOOK)