S.P.O.C.K - Dr McCoy

Senior ship`s surgeon since `66 
Multitalented, knows all the tricks 
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy 
Traveled time and changed history 
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man 
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can 
He`s one of a kind, says what`s on his mind 
You might think he`s complaining when you here him saying 
He`s a doctor - not an escalator 
He`s a doctor - not a bricklayer 
He`s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor 
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy 
He`s a doctor - not an engineer 
He`s a doctor - and not a magician 
He`s a doctor - not a psychiatrist 
And you know that I`m talking about Dr McCoy 
Doesn`t like transporters at all 
Prefers a shuttle if possible 
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia 
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna 
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor 
Managed to escape with a fellow officer 
Doesn`t make house calls, had a katra in his head 
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead 
He`s a doctor - not an escalator 
He`s a doctor - not a bricklayer 
He`s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor 
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy 
He`s a doctor - not an engineer 
He`s a doctor - and not a magician 
He`s a doctor - not a psychiatrist 
And you know that I`m talking about Dr McCoy