30 Odd Foot of Grunts - Russel Crowe/Meg Ryan song

The first time I saw your face at a set up in a space
Thought it would always be like this
Just like Curt and Boldy or Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss

But it was not to be
You left me for a dirty stinking aussie
That skinheaded gladioting fool
Ten thousand odd foot of tool

Now I`m mowing lawns while I ride on lawn mowers
While you ride on Russel Crowe
Meg Ryan, I`m crying 
Over you

You`ve build an empire out of romantic comedies
Sleepless in Seattle, courage under fire, and when Harry met Sally
You`ve got famous in that restaurant scene
But I didn`t see you coming, no no
But tell me baby were you faking it with me

Cause I`m mowing while riding on lawn mowers
Man cause you ride on Russel Crowe
Meg Ryan, I`m crying over you

What was it baby, was it cause he was in Virtuosity
That shouldn`t be a selling point, you can take it from me, take it from me
Yeah
How is he baby when he gets you into bed
Oh, reports are, that is quicker than dead

And I`m mowing lawns while I ride on lawn mowers
Cause you ride on Russel Crowe (chorus)

I like to bury him up to his head

In the grass and make him dead

teach him a lesson that he`ll never forget

I`m gonna get him with a trifle and a net

Meg Ryan, I am crying 

Over you