3 Minute Hero - Landlord

silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls 
my heat is out -- you don`t return my calls 
the snow is drifted up -- i can`t get my mail 
my faith in mankind is beginning to fail... 
..kind of like my washer and my dryer 
the latter of which sets my clothes on fire 
evil, evil man -- i`m under your spell 
but everybody knows you`re the landlord from hell 
i can`t believe the things that you`re doing to me 
i can`t believe the rotten things you`ve done to me 
my windows don`t close and my sinks don`t drain 
on a sunny day my roof can`t keep out the rain 
find a buyer and i`m ready to sell 
but i`ll be sure to tell the suckers you`re a landlord from hell 
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the floor is buckled, the furnace belches smoke 
when i turn on the faucet i`m sure to get soaked 
the outlets aren`t grounded, i always get a shock 
upwards around fourteen hundred kilowatts 
i pay my bills and nothing gets done 
you`re a sadomasochist who thinks it`s fun 
you`re an evil man, you ain`t norman fell 
that`s why landlord i`ll see you in hell