Akinyele - I Luh Hur

I luh hur, I luh hur, I luh hur 
My girl is pregnant, I`m ready to start splitting 
All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting 
Everyone knows I used to luh huh 
I don`t want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother 
Shit! I just can`t believe it 
I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement 
But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill 
All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill 
Step to the G-Y-N 
The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END 
You`ll need some dough, I`ll probably LEND 
You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN 
And tell him I`m just a FRIEND 
So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke 
All I do is think about you and child support 
But I don`t got papes, I got money 
Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state 
So you can stop all that FIENDIN` 
With your damn SCHEMIN` 
You`re Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN` 
Wake up and escape 
And while you`re at it why don`t you throw away your Jodeci tapes 
Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain`t with no baby 
Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes 
I ain`t old enough and ain`t trying to hear it 
So don`t steal my youth cause I`m still young in spirit 
That belly blows up, it`s gonna be trouble 
Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble 
Find Chucky if you want child`s play 
I`ll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway 
This is a diary of a black man 
By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands 
So ax that talk about MARRAGE 
Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE 
I`m fed up, and sorry that I`ve done it 
I`m ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach 
Or punch my fist through that naval 
Cause I`ll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle 
Or push her down a flight of steps 
I don`t care or give a heck 
About the people under the stairs 
I`m all about a home made ABORTMENT 
My name`s not Pat, so don`t send Jack Black 
This ain`t the damn Wheel of FORTUNE 
I don`t want no pause or no PORTION 
Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION 
It ain`t all about boy and girl 
A half hour past the Cosby Show 
Cause you, it`s a whole different world 
And yom that`s how live I am 
Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram 
Oh brother, word to mother 
Just cause I talk this shit don`t get me wrong 
Yo, I still luh hur 
I luh hur (repeat 5X) 
Nobody tell her, because I luh hur 
I luh hur (repeat 8X)