3 Minute Hero - Parking Lot

invite your friends invite your coworkers 
invite vets and coast guard deserters 
invite the haves and the have-nots 
now`s the time to take stock in what we got 
click n click n clack goes the train on the track 
we got to get them all here before we hit the sack 
everybody`s bothered -- everybody`s hot 
got a party in the parking lot 
we got a soiree 
we`ve got a wing ding 
we`ve got a party 
we`ve got reason to sing 
nicholas the second and elvis presley too 
have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu 
andy rooney`s smokin up in a shack 
while sonny and cher are making out in back 
mr. furley says `too loud -- get them out!` 
but this is what a party`s supposed to be about 
we`ve got to mosey somewhere before the party`s shot 
got a party in the parking lot 
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we`ve got 6 pack party favors 
cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors 
keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back 
i`ll take a parking lot to any old love shack 
now there`s just a few of us -- and the garbage 
got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge 
everybody`s passed out there`s hardly a sound 
except the drunken shriner who`s still dancing around 
my sister left with the band around three a.m. 
i`ve got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem 
hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots 
gotta party in the parking lot